So, *that* date is coming up again! Ugh. The fabled result of diabolical conspiracies between florists, heart-shaped candy makers, and postcard salesmen! Yeah, you better believe that all “happy couples” will post their obnoxious pictures all over social media, so consider this your fair warning. Better a self-appointed Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat hiatus than suffering through that annoying avalanche of unbearable lovey-dovey nonsense.
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